1 00:00:24,157 --> 00:00:25,590 We're gonna die! I know it! 2 00:00:28,928 --> 00:00:30,452 CQ. CQ. 3 00:00:30,497 --> 00:00:32,795 My God, man, this is an emergency. 4 00:00:32,832 --> 00:00:35,392 She can't have a party during a hurricane. 5 00:00:35,435 --> 00:00:36,629 (Screams) 6 00:00:37,971 --> 00:00:40,838 - You got to come. She's having the baby. - What baby? 7 00:00:40,874 --> 00:00:42,501 I think I can expIain. 8 00:00:42,542 --> 00:00:45,136 I was afraid she was gonna give birth on this. 9 00:00:45,945 --> 00:00:47,503 Are you the prince? 10 00:00:47,547 --> 00:00:50,345 What did you have in mind? 11 00:02:02,489 --> 00:02:04,980 (Radio) Although the brunt of Hurricane Kukana 12 00:02:05,024 --> 00:02:08,221 is expected to be borne by the islands of Kauai and Niihau, 13 00:02:08,261 --> 00:02:11,822 Oahu is also gearing up to receive considerable damage. 14 00:02:11,865 --> 00:02:16,996 High winds have knocked out phone lines in many areas, including the North Shore, 15 00:02:17,036 --> 00:02:21,336 and phone company officials inform us that resumption of service is not possible 16 00:02:21,374 --> 00:02:23,569 until well after that storm's over. 17 00:02:23,610 --> 00:02:29,071 Meanwhile power is also out in many areas and rolling blackouts are now the rule. 18 00:02:29,115 --> 00:02:33,051 Please be sure that you have a plentiful supply of candles and matches 19 00:02:33,086 --> 00:02:36,419 as the darkness will continue on throughout... 20 00:02:36,456 --> 00:02:38,924 (Magnum) Higgins, I can't find the matches. 21 00:02:38,958 --> 00:02:41,256 - (Crashing) - (Higgins) Oh, my God. 22 00:02:41,294 --> 00:02:44,855 - Whoops. - Whoops? AII you can say is whoops? 23 00:02:44,898 --> 00:02:48,561 Come on, Higgins, what's a IittIe wine gIass at a time Iike this? 24 00:02:48,601 --> 00:02:50,262 I was Iooking for the matches. 25 00:02:50,303 --> 00:02:54,296 Do you expect me to feeI my way over to the auxiIiary generator paneI? 26 00:02:54,340 --> 00:02:57,776 - (Higgins) That did not sound Iike a gIass. - Aha! 27 00:03:00,180 --> 00:03:06,244 Magnum, that was a Ming Dynasty vase given to me by GeneraI Chiang Kai-shek. 28 00:03:06,853 --> 00:03:11,187 It was the spring of '48. I was attached to his fifth division as a miIitary adviser. 29 00:03:11,224 --> 00:03:15,024 The generaI in command of the unit refused to foIIow my advice. 30 00:03:15,061 --> 00:03:19,725 He is now a dishwasher in a mediocre Mandarin restaurant in Stockton, CaIifornia. 31 00:03:19,766 --> 00:03:21,324 - NeedIess to say... - Ow! 32 00:03:23,336 --> 00:03:26,362 Give me the matches, Magnum. 33 00:03:26,406 --> 00:03:29,307 - Where are you? - I'm over... 34 00:03:29,342 --> 00:03:31,071 (Crunching) 35 00:03:32,845 --> 00:03:33,834 ..here. 36 00:03:34,681 --> 00:03:36,080 That wasn't me. 37 00:03:36,115 --> 00:03:39,983 NevertheIess, I'm hoIding you personaIIy responsibIe 38 00:03:40,019 --> 00:03:42,453 - for aII damages accrued... - HoId it! 39 00:03:42,488 --> 00:03:47,755 Just hoId it, Higgins. I did not start this hurri...hurricane. 40 00:03:47,794 --> 00:03:51,059 - You can't bIame me for that. - No, you didn't and I can't. 41 00:03:51,097 --> 00:03:53,429 But the damage from your spastic fumbIing 42 00:03:53,466 --> 00:03:57,197 far overrides any fury nature has wrought or wiII wrought. 43 00:03:57,237 --> 00:03:59,364 My spastic fumbIing? 44 00:03:59,405 --> 00:04:03,842 Higgins, you knocked over the Bridge on the River Kwai. 45 00:04:05,111 --> 00:04:06,976 Oh, my God. 46 00:04:07,547 --> 00:04:09,037 Sorry. 47 00:04:09,082 --> 00:04:14,110 Now, I'm going back to the guesthouse to cIose my shutters and open the refrigerator. 48 00:04:14,153 --> 00:04:16,485 - Good night, Higgins. - One moment, Magnum. 49 00:04:16,522 --> 00:04:18,922 I'm going to need you for the party. 50 00:04:20,627 --> 00:04:22,618 You're not going through with this? 51 00:04:22,662 --> 00:04:25,324 Magnum, Mr. Masters' Spring Equinox Weekend Party 52 00:04:25,365 --> 00:04:28,027 is one of the premier sociaI events of the season. 53 00:04:28,067 --> 00:04:30,058 To miss it wouId be unthinkabIe. 54 00:04:30,103 --> 00:04:34,403 This hurricane that's brewing is aIso one of the premier events of the season. 55 00:04:34,440 --> 00:04:36,431 To miss it wouId be impossibIe. 56 00:04:36,476 --> 00:04:39,411 Don't you think it might be a good idea to caII this off? 57 00:04:39,445 --> 00:04:40,935 It's out of the question. 58 00:04:40,980 --> 00:04:43,847 The guests are aIready en route, as is Mr. Masters. 59 00:04:43,883 --> 00:04:46,977 How do you propose canceIIation, by carrier pigeon? 60 00:04:47,020 --> 00:04:49,386 The phones, in case you forgot, are down. 61 00:04:49,422 --> 00:04:54,052 - CaII them on your shortwave radio. - The guests don't have shortwave. 62 00:04:55,128 --> 00:04:56,288 Oh. 63 00:04:56,329 --> 00:05:00,561 Higgins, it doesn't make any sense. You can't have a party during a hurricane. 64 00:05:00,600 --> 00:05:05,867 Magnum, your propensity for overstatement and panic never ceases to amaze me. 65 00:05:05,905 --> 00:05:10,342 I checked with the NationaI Weather Service 45 minutes ago via my shortwave 66 00:05:10,376 --> 00:05:12,367 and we have nothing to worry about. 67 00:05:12,412 --> 00:05:15,074 The estate wiII be on the far periphery of the storm. 68 00:05:15,114 --> 00:05:18,174 A few gusts of wind, a spot or two of rain, nothing more. 69 00:05:18,217 --> 00:05:19,582 (Creaking) 70 00:05:21,921 --> 00:05:23,821 (Crashing) 71 00:05:24,891 --> 00:05:27,451 (Door buzzer) 72 00:05:28,561 --> 00:05:32,759 I beIieve the party is about to begin. Try not to be too destructive. 73 00:05:37,737 --> 00:05:39,864 - Yes? - Archie MacPherson. 74 00:05:39,906 --> 00:05:42,374 One moment, Mr. MacPherson. I'II open the gate. 75 00:05:42,408 --> 00:05:43,898 l'd be grateful, laddie. 76 00:05:45,445 --> 00:05:47,436 Mr. Masters' accountant. 77 00:05:47,480 --> 00:05:51,883 He's aIso using the trip to undertake a compIete audit of the estate's expenses 78 00:05:51,918 --> 00:05:54,751 incIuding automobiIes, wines, eIectronic equipment 79 00:05:54,787 --> 00:05:58,917 and the feasibiIity of keeping a fuII-time security expert. 80 00:05:58,958 --> 00:06:00,619 (Knock on door) 81 00:06:01,994 --> 00:06:04,895 Jonathan Higgins. Archie MacPherson. 82 00:06:04,931 --> 00:06:07,365 - Good meeting you, finaIIy. - How do you do? 83 00:06:07,400 --> 00:06:10,631 I stiII haven't received the statements from Iast month. 84 00:06:10,670 --> 00:06:12,501 WeII, they're in the maiI. 85 00:06:12,538 --> 00:06:15,632 AIIow me to take your things whiIe Magnum gets you a drink. 86 00:06:15,675 --> 00:06:18,143 - ExceIIent. - Scotch. Neat. 87 00:06:18,177 --> 00:06:21,704 Now, Mr. Magnum, that's very good detective work. 88 00:06:21,748 --> 00:06:25,013 - Thank you. - Mr. Masters speaks very highIy of you. 89 00:06:25,852 --> 00:06:27,251 - He does? - Aye. 90 00:06:28,187 --> 00:06:32,351 Mr. MacPherson, I thought Mr. Masters wouId be arriving with you. 91 00:06:33,159 --> 00:06:35,559 Sorry, Higgins, he's deIayed in Paris. 92 00:06:35,595 --> 00:06:38,655 A daIIiance with one of the dancers in the FoIies Bergère. 93 00:06:38,698 --> 00:06:41,394 He wiII not arrive tiII tomorrow morning. 94 00:06:41,434 --> 00:06:42,901 Oh. 95 00:06:42,935 --> 00:06:46,837 - Then he'II miss dinner. - Aye, but not dessert. (Laughs) 96 00:06:47,673 --> 00:06:51,006 He said to start without him. Where are the others? 97 00:06:51,043 --> 00:06:52,305 (Door buzzer) 98 00:06:52,345 --> 00:06:55,212 - Yes? - Roland and Wanda Martine. 99 00:06:55,248 --> 00:06:57,910 Right away, Your Majesties. I'II reIease the gate. 100 00:06:57,950 --> 00:06:59,508 Thank you, Higgins. 101 00:06:59,552 --> 00:07:03,215 The prince and princess of Tervia. Fixtures at Mr. Masters' parties. 102 00:07:03,256 --> 00:07:05,781 He is one of the most cuItured men on the continent. 103 00:07:05,825 --> 00:07:07,816 ReaIIy? What do they do? 104 00:07:07,860 --> 00:07:10,954 (Both) Do? They're royaIty. They go to and give parties. 105 00:07:10,997 --> 00:07:12,828 (Magnum) That's what they do. 106 00:07:16,536 --> 00:07:18,527 - Have you ever been to Tervia? - No. 107 00:07:18,571 --> 00:07:20,766 A deIightfuI principaIity, actuaIIy. 108 00:07:20,807 --> 00:07:23,401 NestIed high in the Pyrenees. Very picturesque. 109 00:07:23,443 --> 00:07:27,641 I was there for six months in '42, recuperating from a severe Ieg wound. 110 00:07:27,680 --> 00:07:32,674 I was hidden in a monastery where aII the monks had taken vows of siIence. 111 00:07:32,718 --> 00:07:36,745 As you can weII imagine, communication was somewhat difficuIt. 112 00:07:36,789 --> 00:07:39,986 - In fact, aII they couId do was Iisten to me. - Thank you. 113 00:07:40,026 --> 00:07:43,484 One day this particuIar chap couId no Ionger controI himseIf. 114 00:07:43,529 --> 00:07:46,862 NeedIess to say, I was shocked at the words emanating from... 115 00:07:46,899 --> 00:07:48,423 (Knock on door) 116 00:07:48,468 --> 00:07:51,164 I hope Magnum dispIays proper respect for royaIty. 117 00:07:51,838 --> 00:07:52,998 - Hi, guys. - Hi. 118 00:07:53,039 --> 00:07:54,700 Good evening. Higgins? 119 00:07:54,740 --> 00:07:58,005 No, I'm Magnum but peopIe get us mixed up aII the time. 120 00:07:58,945 --> 00:08:01,243 May I get you...Your Highness... 121 00:08:01,280 --> 00:08:03,544 - Highnesses. - Highnesses...a drink? 122 00:08:03,583 --> 00:08:06,381 - WonderfuI. Courvoisier. - Yes, Your Highnesses. 123 00:08:06,419 --> 00:08:10,082 And a Mai Tai with a pineappIe in the top. OK? 124 00:08:10,122 --> 00:08:12,113 Of course, Your Highnesses. 125 00:08:12,158 --> 00:08:15,218 Why don't you go in the dining room? I wiII bring them in. 126 00:08:15,261 --> 00:08:19,220 - SpIendid. You'II see to our bag? - Of course, Your Highnesses. 127 00:08:21,634 --> 00:08:23,067 (ChuckIes) 128 00:08:25,771 --> 00:08:29,366 Yes, right. Straight up the graveI drive. Thank you. 129 00:08:31,611 --> 00:08:33,272 Good evening, Your Majesties. 130 00:08:33,312 --> 00:08:35,712 - Higgins? - Yes. So good of you to come. 131 00:08:35,748 --> 00:08:38,012 LoveIy to be here. 132 00:08:38,050 --> 00:08:41,417 This is ArchibaId MacPherson. If you'II excuse me for a moment. 133 00:08:41,454 --> 00:08:43,479 - Good evening. - Your Highness. 134 00:08:43,523 --> 00:08:46,549 - Mr. MacPherson. - Oh, Your Highness. 135 00:08:47,393 --> 00:08:52,296 - Who's this one, the Duke of EarI? - Duke Davis. WouId you Iet him in? 136 00:08:52,331 --> 00:08:54,731 - Duke Davis? - (CIattering) 137 00:08:54,767 --> 00:08:56,997 I beIieve I just said that. 138 00:08:58,104 --> 00:08:59,503 My God, Magnum. 139 00:09:00,206 --> 00:09:03,266 The expression on your face is reminiscent of an adoIescent 140 00:09:03,309 --> 00:09:05,641 who's just received his first kiss. 141 00:09:06,946 --> 00:09:09,744 The Duke Davis? From Detroit? 142 00:09:09,782 --> 00:09:11,443 Yes, the Panthers. 143 00:09:11,484 --> 00:09:14,681 Tigers. Detroit Tigers. 144 00:09:15,588 --> 00:09:18,614 Don't you know that Iast season he hit 326? 145 00:09:18,658 --> 00:09:21,092 He sIugged 34 home runs. 146 00:09:21,127 --> 00:09:24,324 Drove in 1 16, scored 105. 147 00:09:24,363 --> 00:09:28,424 Hit 39 doubIes, nine tripIes, stoIe 47 bases, 148 00:09:28,467 --> 00:09:30,458 committed onIy six errors, 149 00:09:30,503 --> 00:09:34,303 won the GoIden GIove, the team MVP and in the aII-star game... 150 00:09:34,340 --> 00:09:36,137 (Knock on door) 151 00:09:47,853 --> 00:09:51,118 - Woo! Boy, the hawk is out tonight, son. - Yeah. 152 00:09:51,157 --> 00:09:54,388 - Tossing coconuts around Iike fast baIIs. - Yeah. 153 00:09:57,430 --> 00:09:59,898 - You Higgins? - Yeah. 154 00:10:04,937 --> 00:10:07,770 - Where's Robbie? - Huh? 155 00:10:07,807 --> 00:10:10,139 Robin Masters? 156 00:10:10,176 --> 00:10:14,510 I promised I'd work with him on his stroke. He tends to inside-out on his swing. 157 00:10:17,450 --> 00:10:21,318 I guess you don't know what I'm taIking about. 158 00:10:21,354 --> 00:10:24,653 Where is everybody? 159 00:10:33,099 --> 00:10:34,999 (Buzzer) 160 00:10:39,505 --> 00:10:40,494 Yeah? 161 00:10:40,539 --> 00:10:43,474 (Man) You gotta help me, man. Let us in. 162 00:10:43,509 --> 00:10:44,669 Who are you? 163 00:10:44,710 --> 00:10:47,975 lt's nobody you know. Our van just broke down on the highway. 164 00:10:48,014 --> 00:10:50,983 l'm with my brother and his wife. She's about to have a kid. 165 00:10:51,017 --> 00:10:53,577 You gotta let us in, man. Please. 166 00:10:54,720 --> 00:10:57,883 HoId on a minute. I'II come out and Iet you in. 167 00:10:57,923 --> 00:10:59,823 Thanks, but hurry. 168 00:10:59,859 --> 00:11:03,420 The FIorida Keys, '53 or '54, it was. 169 00:11:03,462 --> 00:11:05,930 I was deep-sea fishing with Papa in his ketch 170 00:11:05,965 --> 00:11:08,729 when we got word of the hurricane over the shortwave. 171 00:11:08,768 --> 00:11:12,534 In that part of the worId hurricanes are reaIIy hurricanes, 172 00:11:12,571 --> 00:11:15,904 not this overbIown squaII that the media's so excited about. 173 00:11:15,941 --> 00:11:18,000 - Papa decided... - Excuse me, Higgins. 174 00:11:18,044 --> 00:11:20,604 Was he working on The OId Man And The Sea then? 175 00:11:20,646 --> 00:11:23,911 The manuscript was onIy in the outIine stage at that point 176 00:11:23,949 --> 00:11:28,716 and it had a quite different titIe, something Iike Grandfather's Fish. 177 00:11:28,754 --> 00:11:33,054 But after many hours of discussion and carefuI perusing of the character and pIot, 178 00:11:33,092 --> 00:11:35,754 we were abIe to effect some changes that no doubt... 179 00:11:35,795 --> 00:11:37,956 Higgins, a Iot of peopIe Iook at that book 180 00:11:37,997 --> 00:11:41,933 as a metaphor for the indomitabiIity of the human spirit, 181 00:11:41,967 --> 00:11:44,868 but I prefer to take it on its own terms. 182 00:11:44,904 --> 00:11:47,099 A story of stirring high adventure. 183 00:11:47,139 --> 00:11:49,266 Quite. ActuaIIy... 184 00:11:49,308 --> 00:11:52,709 A tribute to man's persistence and heroism. 185 00:11:52,745 --> 00:11:55,805 ReaIIy, RoIIie, you do know how boring you get sometimes. 186 00:11:55,848 --> 00:11:58,874 - Can't we taIk about something eIse? - Wanda, pIease. 187 00:12:00,486 --> 00:12:03,421 Higgins, more Mai Tais, pIease. 188 00:12:03,456 --> 00:12:06,983 - And don't forget the pineappIe. - Of course, Your Majesty. 189 00:12:07,026 --> 00:12:09,051 CaII me Wanda. 190 00:12:11,297 --> 00:12:12,286 Yes. 191 00:12:13,399 --> 00:12:18,803 So, Mr. MacPherson, what's Robbie think about deferred payment contracts? 192 00:12:19,572 --> 00:12:26,000 Tax-wise, of course, they're great, but they inhibit your present investment power. 193 00:12:27,146 --> 00:12:33,107 TeII me, what's it Iike to be pIaying in the same infieId with Lou Whittaker? 194 00:12:34,620 --> 00:12:38,954 - Higgins, these peopIe are... - Most assuredIy not on the guest Iist. 195 00:12:38,991 --> 00:12:40,652 ExpIain yourseIf. 196 00:12:41,560 --> 00:12:43,289 That's what I was trying to do. 197 00:12:43,329 --> 00:12:47,789 - Look, we don't mean to cause any troubIe. - I am sure not. However... 198 00:12:47,833 --> 00:12:50,700 Their van broke down and it's pouring rain outside. 199 00:12:50,736 --> 00:12:54,172 Fine. CaII a tow truck and have them wait in the guesthouse. 200 00:12:54,206 --> 00:12:56,766 CaII a tow truck? Higgins, the phones are out. 201 00:12:56,809 --> 00:13:00,301 - I'm aware of that. You can use... - We're taking one of your cars. 202 00:13:00,346 --> 00:13:02,473 I beg your pardon? 203 00:13:02,515 --> 00:13:07,350 And whiIe you're at it, why don't you fiII it up with aII your money and stuff? 204 00:13:08,554 --> 00:13:11,853 We'II take the purpIe RoIIs. 205 00:13:19,231 --> 00:13:22,223 (Radio) Bad news from the National Weather Service. 206 00:13:22,268 --> 00:13:25,169 Hurricane Kukana has abruptly changed direction 207 00:13:25,204 --> 00:13:28,401 and is headed on a collision course with Oahu's North Shore. 208 00:13:28,440 --> 00:13:32,968 You have three hours to batten down everything you don't want sent to Australia. 209 00:13:33,012 --> 00:13:35,480 Following is a list of evacuation centers... 210 00:13:36,882 --> 00:13:41,683 I must warn you, this criminaI endeavor wiII uItimateIy put you behind bars. 211 00:13:41,720 --> 00:13:47,022 - Your onIy rationaI aIternative... - This is our onIy rationaI aIternative, mister. 212 00:13:47,059 --> 00:13:50,756 We just came from behind bars. Move it before this storm gets any worse. 213 00:13:50,796 --> 00:13:52,787 Miss... 214 00:13:53,599 --> 00:13:54,896 Miss. 215 00:13:56,869 --> 00:13:58,598 Just a second, you creep. 216 00:14:01,006 --> 00:14:02,268 I'm very sorry. 217 00:14:02,308 --> 00:14:04,868 - How many more guests? - One, pIus Mr. Masters. 218 00:14:04,910 --> 00:14:07,674 - What do you pIan to do? - Nothing. 219 00:14:07,713 --> 00:14:09,374 Come on, get his stuff. 220 00:14:09,415 --> 00:14:14,011 You sure about this, Randy? Why don't we get the car and get outta here? That way... 221 00:14:14,053 --> 00:14:17,511 It's stiII armed robbery. We might as weII take everything. 222 00:14:17,556 --> 00:14:22,391 - Your brother is making very good sense. - Does he Iook Iike my brother? 223 00:14:22,428 --> 00:14:27,058 If you don't get back to where you were I wiII bIow your brains out the back of your head. 224 00:14:27,099 --> 00:14:29,397 I see. 225 00:14:33,472 --> 00:14:35,372 I need your waIIet. 226 00:14:35,407 --> 00:14:39,036 - How about that ring there too? - That's my WorId Series ring. 227 00:14:39,078 --> 00:14:41,638 Hey. Win another one, Duke. 228 00:14:45,451 --> 00:14:48,045 That's a sport. OK, Iet's hit it. Come on. 229 00:14:50,456 --> 00:14:53,721 - Come on. Let's go to the car. - I wish you hadn't... (Cries out) 230 00:14:53,759 --> 00:14:56,057 - GaiI? - I'm OK. 231 00:14:56,095 --> 00:14:58,086 - It's not time yet. - Sure? 232 00:14:58,130 --> 00:15:00,530 Yeah, she's sure. Come on, Iet's just go. 233 00:15:00,566 --> 00:15:02,625 (Buzzer) 234 00:15:06,472 --> 00:15:08,167 Go ahead. 235 00:15:11,677 --> 00:15:12,837 HeIIo, Iady. 236 00:15:17,016 --> 00:15:18,176 Answer it. 237 00:15:18,217 --> 00:15:20,811 (Thunder crashes) 238 00:15:24,990 --> 00:15:26,981 - Yes? - Candace Wingate. 239 00:15:29,728 --> 00:15:33,129 Candace Wingate. ExpIosions In Poetry magazine. 240 00:15:37,569 --> 00:15:39,560 Right away, Miss Wingate. 241 00:15:39,605 --> 00:15:41,903 Thank you, darling. You're so kind. 242 00:15:41,941 --> 00:15:47,106 lnasmuch as l'm out here standing in the rain. That's standing, darling, not singing. 243 00:15:47,146 --> 00:15:49,273 Sorry. Just drive right through. 244 00:15:52,084 --> 00:15:55,679 - I'II open the door. - Wait a minute. I gotta think. 245 00:15:55,721 --> 00:15:58,815 - Don't unduIy strain yourseIf. - Shut up. 246 00:16:02,061 --> 00:16:06,293 - AII right. Go ahead. No... - Funny business. 247 00:16:10,002 --> 00:16:13,802 It's aII right. We Iet the broad in, we take her stuff, we spIit. 248 00:16:13,839 --> 00:16:16,865 - I gotta Iay back down first. - Oh, I knew it. 249 00:16:17,509 --> 00:16:20,945 Dammit, Randy. If it wasn't for GaiI we'd stiII be in the work camp. 250 00:16:20,980 --> 00:16:23,471 If my sister had a moustache she'd be my brother. 251 00:16:23,515 --> 00:16:26,382 - Now, you can take a nap in the car. - (Knocking) 252 00:16:29,388 --> 00:16:32,050 The butIer guy, he didn't get the door. 253 00:16:33,258 --> 00:16:35,249 AII right, you cover them. 254 00:16:40,466 --> 00:16:44,129 Easy. ReaI easy now. 255 00:16:44,169 --> 00:16:49,163 Don't worry, guy. This gonna be your first kid? 256 00:16:52,177 --> 00:16:54,839 (Higgins) CQ. CQ. WP6 RNA. 257 00:16:56,815 --> 00:16:59,306 CQ. CQ. WP6 RNA. 258 00:17:01,053 --> 00:17:03,248 - My God, isn't anyone there? - (Static) 259 00:17:03,288 --> 00:17:06,382 Yeah, bro. Howzit? This is Dr. Pipeline. Over. 260 00:17:06,425 --> 00:17:07,585 I beg your pardon? 261 00:17:07,626 --> 00:17:12,563 You still on C.B. band, bro. Dr. Pipeline, that's my handle. What you like? Over. 262 00:17:12,598 --> 00:17:16,625 Yes, this is Jonathan QuayIe Higgins out at Robin's Nest. Do you copy? 263 00:17:16,668 --> 00:17:20,035 Birds? What you bother me with birds for, bro? 264 00:17:20,072 --> 00:17:22,666 There's a big wind brewing, yeah? Over. 265 00:17:22,708 --> 00:17:25,108 I know that, my good man. This is an emergency. 266 00:17:25,144 --> 00:17:28,238 - Your car? - No, the autos are quite secure. 267 00:17:28,280 --> 00:17:30,271 We're being heId by armed robbers. 268 00:17:30,315 --> 00:17:34,843 Then why you hassle me? l got a tow truck out on the Kalanianaole Highway. 269 00:17:34,887 --> 00:17:37,253 lt's a big mess out here, bro. Over. 270 00:17:37,289 --> 00:17:40,122 Don't you understand? We're being heId prisoners. 271 00:17:40,159 --> 00:17:42,389 l know, brother. By this storm. 272 00:17:42,428 --> 00:17:45,556 Look, you stay inside and keep this channel clear. 273 00:17:45,597 --> 00:17:48,862 lt's only for emergencies. Understand? Over and out. 274 00:17:48,901 --> 00:17:50,892 My God, man, this is an emergency. 275 00:17:50,936 --> 00:17:54,963 - Crazy haole. - CQ. CQ. 276 00:17:58,510 --> 00:18:00,000 (Dogs barking) 277 00:18:00,045 --> 00:18:02,445 Don't do it. 278 00:18:03,549 --> 00:18:05,073 PIease. 279 00:18:11,857 --> 00:18:16,817 Get up there, mister, or the second barreI is for your doggies. 280 00:18:18,263 --> 00:18:19,753 Stay, Iads. 281 00:18:23,635 --> 00:18:27,298 I appreciate it, mister. I got a goIden retriever myseIf. 282 00:18:28,340 --> 00:18:30,672 I see you've found the gun coIIection. 283 00:18:30,709 --> 00:18:33,269 Yeah, and some that was out of the coIIection. 284 00:18:33,312 --> 00:18:37,248 You are one paranoid dude, man, aren't you? (Laughs) 285 00:18:43,088 --> 00:18:45,386 Lads! 286 00:18:51,597 --> 00:18:54,327 See? You are paranoid. 287 00:18:56,368 --> 00:18:58,359 I don't bIame him. 288 00:18:58,403 --> 00:19:02,533 Don't you reaIize that it's dangerous to shoot off guns inside a house 289 00:19:02,574 --> 00:19:06,032 and criminaI to destroy such fine wine? 290 00:19:08,013 --> 00:19:09,674 HeIIo, Jonathan. 291 00:19:13,585 --> 00:19:17,612 I swear Robin throws a party just Iike he writes. 292 00:19:17,656 --> 00:19:20,386 - Tacky, tacky, tacky. - Thank you, darIing. 293 00:19:21,527 --> 00:19:26,658 This is the onIy party I've been to where the guests are the door prizes. 294 00:19:26,698 --> 00:19:28,689 I hope you're comfortabIe, dear. 295 00:19:32,871 --> 00:19:35,431 Higgins, you've been shot! 296 00:19:36,742 --> 00:19:41,509 HardIy, Magnum. This is a quite immature Chateau MarceI '77. 297 00:19:41,547 --> 00:19:45,779 Your concern is touching but I at Ieast made an effort to get rid of these hooIigans. 298 00:19:45,817 --> 00:19:49,548 - And you aImost got kiIIed. - It wouId have been with honor and dignity. 299 00:19:49,588 --> 00:19:51,715 Fine. Long Iive the empire. 300 00:19:51,757 --> 00:19:54,351 Go on, I'II cover. 301 00:20:00,699 --> 00:20:02,394 Bye-bye, foIks. 302 00:20:05,504 --> 00:20:08,337 - Come on! - Randy, you didn't, did you? 303 00:20:08,373 --> 00:20:11,638 A Iamp, you jeIIy wink. I shot out the damn Iamp. 304 00:20:16,048 --> 00:20:20,610 That shouId do it. A wee bit of excitement but it appears no one's the worse for wear. 305 00:20:20,652 --> 00:20:23,621 Speak for yourseIf, darIing. 306 00:20:23,655 --> 00:20:25,953 I was afraid she was gonna give birth on this. 307 00:20:25,991 --> 00:20:29,085 - (Sobs) - DarIing, pIease don't cry. 308 00:20:29,127 --> 00:20:32,119 Why not? They took everything. 309 00:20:32,965 --> 00:20:35,195 We stiII have each other. 310 00:20:38,003 --> 00:20:41,803 - We gotta go after 'em. - Chase them into a hurricane? 311 00:20:41,840 --> 00:20:44,468 You can't just Iet 'em get away. They got my ring. 312 00:20:44,509 --> 00:20:49,003 Even if we're stupid enough to go out there, they got more than your ring, they got guns. 313 00:20:49,047 --> 00:20:51,038 There's absoIuteIy nothing we can do. 314 00:20:51,083 --> 00:20:53,074 Let me teII you something, paI. 315 00:20:53,118 --> 00:20:57,020 If we're down 1 1 to 1 in the eighth inning, we stiII run out the grounders. 316 00:20:57,789 --> 00:20:59,848 We stiII pIay aggressive baII. 317 00:21:01,393 --> 00:21:03,384 You were dogging it. 318 00:21:08,300 --> 00:21:11,167 - He's right. And put it in your own parIance. - Come on. 319 00:21:11,203 --> 00:21:14,468 - I'm going to have to teII Mr. Masters. - Higgins. 320 00:21:14,506 --> 00:21:15,530 (Crash) 321 00:21:16,642 --> 00:21:18,701 (Buzzing) 322 00:21:21,813 --> 00:21:25,146 There goes the auxiIiary generator. We need the kerosene Iamps. 323 00:21:25,183 --> 00:21:27,845 - You know where they are. - Come with me. 324 00:21:34,526 --> 00:21:38,223 How droII. Just Iike Key Largo. 325 00:21:38,263 --> 00:21:43,394 Yeah, except that was in bIack and white. (GiggIes) 326 00:21:46,538 --> 00:21:47,869 Higgins? 327 00:21:47,906 --> 00:21:51,933 You know those spooky movies where the mansion's aII dark 328 00:21:51,977 --> 00:21:56,073 and the peopIe run around and they're scared stiff and Iike that 329 00:21:56,114 --> 00:21:58,105 and they carry a candeIabra? 330 00:21:58,150 --> 00:22:00,141 WeII, these things are heavy. 331 00:22:00,185 --> 00:22:02,813 Magnum, your behavior has been inexpIicabIe. 332 00:22:02,854 --> 00:22:05,982 InexpIicabIe? WeII, then, perhaps I'd better expIain. 333 00:22:06,024 --> 00:22:08,219 - PIease. - HoId this on the bottom. 334 00:22:08,260 --> 00:22:12,196 - Your acquiescence to those hooIigans... - Was for a damn good reason. 335 00:22:12,230 --> 00:22:15,597 - Why? Where did you Ieave the matches? - On the bar. 336 00:22:15,634 --> 00:22:17,625 - We haven't got any. - Here are some. 337 00:22:17,669 --> 00:22:19,227 Then give them to me. 338 00:22:19,271 --> 00:22:22,832 - Look, I just wanted 'em out of the house. - As did we aII, but... 339 00:22:22,874 --> 00:22:25,775 But nothing! Robbery is one thing, murder's another. 340 00:22:25,811 --> 00:22:29,042 Murder? He didn't shoot me, he shot the radio and an... 341 00:22:29,081 --> 00:22:31,948 Immature Chateau MarceI 1977. 342 00:22:31,983 --> 00:22:36,511 I know that. I'm not taIking about that, I'm taIking about Robin Masters. 343 00:22:36,555 --> 00:22:38,580 One of the guests is trying to kiII him. 344 00:22:38,623 --> 00:22:40,284 How do you know that? 345 00:22:40,325 --> 00:22:42,122 Because he toId me, that's why. 346 00:22:43,095 --> 00:22:44,756 My job is to catch the kiIIer. 347 00:22:44,796 --> 00:22:50,530 Kids steaIing waIIets and jeweIry is a compIication we couId do without. 348 00:22:51,436 --> 00:22:53,631 Now at Ieast we've got a chance. 349 00:22:55,474 --> 00:22:57,305 - Get in here. - You're... 350 00:22:57,342 --> 00:22:58,673 Yeah, we're back. 351 00:22:58,710 --> 00:23:01,042 - Why? I thought... - Yeah, so did we. 352 00:23:01,079 --> 00:23:04,742 But there ain't any more purpIe RoIIs or any cars. 353 00:23:04,783 --> 00:23:07,149 They're waist deep in mud. 354 00:23:07,185 --> 00:23:10,552 We're booked...for the duration. 355 00:23:16,528 --> 00:23:19,691 High winds and rough surf continue to pound the North Shore 356 00:23:19,731 --> 00:23:21,790 in anticipation of the Big Blow, 357 00:23:21,833 --> 00:23:24,233 as the locals are beginning to nickname it. 358 00:23:24,269 --> 00:23:27,204 The National Weather Service, however, calls it Kukana 359 00:23:27,239 --> 00:23:31,767 and predicts the full force of the hurricane will hit Oahu at about 1.:30 this morning, 360 00:23:31,810 --> 00:23:35,803 so wherever you are, do you and your loved ones a big favor - stay put. 361 00:23:35,847 --> 00:23:37,838 And I mean put. 362 00:23:37,883 --> 00:23:40,511 Got me? Mmm? 363 00:23:41,686 --> 00:23:44,211 Impressive but fooIish. 364 00:23:44,256 --> 00:23:46,247 After aII, if you think... 365 00:23:46,291 --> 00:23:49,852 Not onIy do I think I can keep you jerks here, I know it. 366 00:23:49,895 --> 00:23:53,888 You got no pIace to go, no means to get there 367 00:23:53,932 --> 00:23:57,163 and a reaI mean headwind. 368 00:23:57,202 --> 00:24:01,036 Look at you. I know what you're thinking. Big pIots, huh? 369 00:24:01,072 --> 00:24:04,405 Before you get two feet out of that door or any door, 370 00:24:04,443 --> 00:24:08,038 this pretty young Iady is gonna get her head bIown right off. 371 00:24:08,079 --> 00:24:10,570 Stay put. 372 00:24:12,083 --> 00:24:13,744 That goes for everybody. 373 00:24:13,785 --> 00:24:18,552 Nobody Ieaves this house... except me and Candy here. 374 00:24:18,590 --> 00:24:21,354 Look, don't make matters worse by taking hostages. 375 00:24:21,393 --> 00:24:25,056 AII I want is six hours. Just me and Candy. 376 00:24:25,096 --> 00:24:27,394 (Shouts) 377 00:24:31,002 --> 00:24:34,995 She's in a good deaI of pain. With your permission I'II move her to the den. 378 00:24:36,274 --> 00:24:38,469 Go ahead. Move her. 379 00:24:43,748 --> 00:24:46,410 Just you and me. How deIightfuI. 380 00:24:47,385 --> 00:24:52,880 You remind me of my third husband. He was the strong and stupid type too. 381 00:24:52,924 --> 00:24:57,190 - I can see why he divorced you. - He's dead. 382 00:24:57,796 --> 00:24:59,457 (GiggIes) 383 00:25:10,075 --> 00:25:12,771 Now, now. Everything's aII right, dear. 384 00:25:12,811 --> 00:25:15,211 Nothing to be aIarmed about. 385 00:25:15,247 --> 00:25:17,511 ActuaIIy this reminds me of a time in Persia 386 00:25:17,549 --> 00:25:21,076 when I found myseIf acting as midwife to a Kurdistani peasant girI. 387 00:25:21,119 --> 00:25:24,987 There were no modern faciIities or even rudimentary medicaI impIements. 388 00:25:25,023 --> 00:25:26,354 What's that got to do... 389 00:25:26,391 --> 00:25:30,293 The girI couIdn't speak EngIish. AII she couId do was gibber in Kurdish. 390 00:25:31,096 --> 00:25:36,090 My instructions went totaIIy unheeded and it necessitated rendering her unconscious... 391 00:25:36,134 --> 00:25:38,659 (Magnum) Higgins! 392 00:25:38,703 --> 00:25:40,364 - How are you doing? - AII right. 393 00:25:40,405 --> 00:25:43,533 For a woman about to give birth, she's doing remarkabIy weII. 394 00:25:44,876 --> 00:25:48,539 - It sounds Iike... - She's fine. Beginning to diIate, actuaIIy. 395 00:25:48,580 --> 00:25:50,571 The other guests, how are they doing? 396 00:25:50,615 --> 00:25:55,348 Fine, considering your buddy has a 12-gauge pointed at a woman's head. 397 00:25:55,387 --> 00:25:58,254 - He's not my buddy. - He was Lou's ceIImate. 398 00:25:59,624 --> 00:26:01,717 I couIdn't take one without the other. 399 00:26:01,760 --> 00:26:04,820 Look, mister. Both of you. 400 00:26:04,863 --> 00:26:07,354 I'm reaI sorry about this. 401 00:26:08,366 --> 00:26:12,496 AII me and Lou ever wanted was a chance to be together when the kid was born. 402 00:26:12,537 --> 00:26:16,439 - What's that got to do with robbing peopIe? - Listen, it was Randy's idea. 403 00:26:16,474 --> 00:26:19,602 Maybe so, but you were hoIding a gun on us too. 404 00:26:21,646 --> 00:26:24,479 - I think it's time to boiI some water up. - Higgins... 405 00:26:24,516 --> 00:26:28,384 For tea, Magnum. I think a spot of tea wouId go down niceIy now. 406 00:26:32,057 --> 00:26:34,582 If her breathing changes we'II be in the kitchen. 407 00:26:34,626 --> 00:26:36,457 Sure. Sure. 408 00:26:36,494 --> 00:26:38,587 Her breathing. I got you. 409 00:26:46,338 --> 00:26:49,933 - WiII you stop that? - What? I thought you wanted some tea. 410 00:26:49,975 --> 00:26:53,570 What I want is to know why Mr. Masters didn't inform me of this pIot. 411 00:26:53,612 --> 00:26:57,548 These guests are his cIosest friends. I know them as weII as he does. 412 00:26:57,582 --> 00:27:00,016 That is preciseIy why he didn't teII you. 413 00:27:00,051 --> 00:27:02,645 You wouIdn't have my objectivity about them. 414 00:27:03,622 --> 00:27:04,714 I see. 415 00:27:05,857 --> 00:27:08,724 Come on, Higgins. I'm sure it was nothing personaI. 416 00:27:08,760 --> 00:27:10,887 Robin caIIed me a coupIe of days ago. 417 00:27:10,929 --> 00:27:13,955 For the Iast six months he's been receiving death threats. 418 00:27:13,999 --> 00:27:15,489 PossibIy a prankster. 419 00:27:15,533 --> 00:27:19,560 That's what he thought untiI his secretary got one that was reaI specific. 420 00:27:20,639 --> 00:27:23,574 - What do you mean? This party? - ExactIy. 421 00:27:23,608 --> 00:27:27,635 I want you to know, Higgins, I have got everything under controI. 422 00:27:27,679 --> 00:27:29,909 No one has been in any danger... 423 00:27:29,948 --> 00:27:32,246 - Her breathing's changed. - Changed? How? 424 00:27:32,283 --> 00:27:36,151 WeII, you know, first it's reaI fast, Iike she's panting, 425 00:27:36,187 --> 00:27:38,212 and then it stops and starts again. 426 00:27:38,256 --> 00:27:39,917 - That's Iabor. - Labor. 427 00:27:39,958 --> 00:27:43,860 It's perfectIy normaI. Go back to her. This couId take hours. 428 00:27:43,895 --> 00:27:45,920 OK. Thanks, Doc. 429 00:27:48,333 --> 00:27:51,496 - Doc? - Cambridge, '47. Doctor of mathematics. 430 00:27:51,536 --> 00:27:55,973 Higgins, is there anything you haven't done, anywhere you haven't been...? 431 00:27:56,007 --> 00:27:59,670 We don't have time now for your rhetoricaI irreIevancies. 432 00:27:59,711 --> 00:28:02,874 - Who is your prime suspect? - I don't have one. 433 00:28:02,914 --> 00:28:07,374 BriIIiant. You've faiIed to do your homework. How Robin couId entrust you with this... 434 00:28:07,419 --> 00:28:12,186 Higgins, I have done my homework and that's just the probIem. 435 00:28:12,223 --> 00:28:15,818 None of the guests has a motive. In fact they aII owe Robin in a big way. 436 00:28:15,860 --> 00:28:19,091 - I know that. - For instance, Duke Davis. 437 00:28:19,130 --> 00:28:22,691 He was supported by Robin when he kicked around the minor Ieagues. 438 00:28:22,734 --> 00:28:26,295 Without his heIp he wouId have gone back to Donora years ago. 439 00:28:26,337 --> 00:28:29,101 - Donora? - PennsyIvania. Stan MusiaI's home town. 440 00:28:29,140 --> 00:28:32,303 RoIand was bankroIIed by Robin during his stint at CoIumbia 441 00:28:32,343 --> 00:28:35,176 after his parents cut him off and tried to drag him home. 442 00:28:35,213 --> 00:28:36,271 I know that. 443 00:28:36,314 --> 00:28:41,843 Robin anonymousIy supported Candace's magazine for 25 years. God knows why. 444 00:28:41,886 --> 00:28:45,253 ExpIosions In Poetry happens to be a very erudite pubIication. 445 00:28:45,290 --> 00:28:47,190 Be that as it may. 446 00:28:47,225 --> 00:28:50,422 Archie MacPherson's grandson wouId not be running around 447 00:28:50,462 --> 00:28:52,896 except for a diaIysis machine Robin bought. 448 00:28:52,931 --> 00:28:57,493 - Do you know what those things cost? - Magnum, I know aII that. 449 00:28:59,237 --> 00:29:02,638 So everything you've done has been part of your charade? 450 00:29:02,674 --> 00:29:05,939 Your protestations about the party, ignorance of our guests, 451 00:29:05,977 --> 00:29:10,175 your chiIdish infatuation with Duke Davis and the Detroit Panthers. 452 00:29:10,215 --> 00:29:12,012 - Tigers. - Whatever. 453 00:29:12,050 --> 00:29:15,281 The one thing that seems to have eIuded you is a suspect. 454 00:29:15,320 --> 00:29:20,121 You're right. But I do have a pIan, Higgins. First, though, we gotta get rid of Randy. 455 00:29:20,158 --> 00:29:23,321 - Doc, the baby moved. - What? 456 00:29:23,361 --> 00:29:26,853 Yeah. First it was on one side and now it's on the other. 457 00:29:26,898 --> 00:29:29,560 - You gotta come quick. - That's aIso normaI. 458 00:29:29,601 --> 00:29:32,570 The baby's moving cIoser to the birth canaI. 459 00:29:34,405 --> 00:29:38,739 WeII, perhaps we'd better have a Iook. Come aIong, Magnum. 460 00:29:42,914 --> 00:29:45,747 Oh, God! It hurts! 461 00:29:47,085 --> 00:29:50,748 Quite. Bringing a new Iife into this worId is never easy, 462 00:29:50,789 --> 00:29:52,950 otherwise they wouIdn't caII it Iabor. 463 00:29:52,991 --> 00:29:55,186 Under these conditions, the dangers... 464 00:29:55,226 --> 00:29:57,820 - Dangers? What dangers? - What dangers? 465 00:29:57,862 --> 00:29:59,853 Magnum, take over here. 466 00:30:03,368 --> 00:30:05,427 AII right... 467 00:30:08,473 --> 00:30:09,531 OK? 468 00:30:09,574 --> 00:30:14,705 I don't mean to aIarm you but perhaps you've noticed this is not HonoIuIu GeneraI. 469 00:30:14,746 --> 00:30:17,408 Robin's Nest was not designed as a maternity ward. 470 00:30:17,448 --> 00:30:18,938 What are you saying? 471 00:30:18,983 --> 00:30:23,443 MereIy that if something shouId go wrong or any compIications shouId deveIop... 472 00:30:23,488 --> 00:30:27,151 - Yeah, but you're a doctor. - Of mathematics. 473 00:30:27,192 --> 00:30:30,650 - What? - Mathematics. One and one equaI two. 474 00:30:30,695 --> 00:30:33,289 And armed robbery equaIs five to 15 in Oahu prison, 475 00:30:33,331 --> 00:30:34,992 not some country cIub work camp. 476 00:30:35,033 --> 00:30:38,332 Yeah, but what about that Kurdistani woman? 477 00:30:38,369 --> 00:30:40,360 Sheer Iuck. 478 00:30:40,405 --> 00:30:45,342 - No, you said you were a doctor. - And you said you had a fIat tire. 479 00:30:45,376 --> 00:30:48,174 Oh, God. What am I gonna do? 480 00:30:51,316 --> 00:30:56,185 WeII, young man, I have had some medicaI training and maybe I can be of heIp. 481 00:30:56,221 --> 00:30:58,416 And maybe you can be of heIp too. 482 00:31:01,626 --> 00:31:04,925 Yeah, we were gonna have it aII. 483 00:31:06,197 --> 00:31:09,860 RoIand was going to write big, beautifuI noveIs 484 00:31:09,901 --> 00:31:12,199 and I was gonna do the pictures. 485 00:31:13,137 --> 00:31:17,130 Everything was going to be just peachy. 486 00:31:17,175 --> 00:31:19,405 UntiI he couIdn't get pubIished. 487 00:31:19,444 --> 00:31:21,435 Wanda, pIease. Let's not... 488 00:31:21,479 --> 00:31:23,504 Don't Wanda me. 489 00:31:23,548 --> 00:31:27,951 - It's Your Highness. - It was Wanda when I met you. 490 00:31:28,419 --> 00:31:32,219 Yeah, when I was waiting on tabIes at the student union 491 00:31:32,257 --> 00:31:33,952 and you were the B. M.O.C. 492 00:31:33,992 --> 00:31:37,655 The prince from the country nobody ever heard of. 493 00:31:37,695 --> 00:31:41,791 You were gonna sweep me off my feet and take me away from it aII. 494 00:31:41,833 --> 00:31:45,769 Yeah? Great. Where do I end up? 495 00:31:45,803 --> 00:31:50,900 In the middIe of a freaking hurricane with a bunch of mass murderers and Iunatics. 496 00:31:52,210 --> 00:31:54,644 I thought being a princess was gonna be fun. 497 00:31:54,679 --> 00:31:58,171 Not too many girIs from the Bronx get to Iive in a castIe. 498 00:31:59,784 --> 00:32:01,445 That's for sure. 499 00:32:01,486 --> 00:32:06,014 No heat, no air, no pooI...except for the moat. 500 00:32:06,724 --> 00:32:10,057 - I mean, who needs it? - You teII 'em, toots. 501 00:32:11,763 --> 00:32:14,561 What the heII kind of Iife is this anyway? 502 00:32:14,599 --> 00:32:17,295 Nothing but parties on top of parties 503 00:32:17,335 --> 00:32:22,602 and smaII taIk about books and movies and pIays nobody ever heard of. 504 00:32:24,075 --> 00:32:28,739 I mean, you can take this high society stuff, Your Majesty. 505 00:32:29,447 --> 00:32:34,544 Cos if we ever get out of this, I'm going back to the Bronx. 506 00:32:34,585 --> 00:32:36,246 - So there. - Randy! 507 00:32:36,955 --> 00:32:39,890 Randy! Come here! Come here quick! 508 00:32:40,625 --> 00:32:44,026 - Yo. - I caught the Iimey trying to escape. 509 00:32:44,062 --> 00:32:47,088 That was a bad mistake, man. 510 00:32:48,132 --> 00:32:50,123 A reaI bad mistake. 511 00:32:52,470 --> 00:32:54,665 I say. Good show, chaps. 512 00:32:54,706 --> 00:32:57,573 Yeah, thanks, Lou. Grab me that Iamp cord, wiII you? 513 00:33:00,979 --> 00:33:05,075 I guess being a parent kind of changes your perspective on things. 514 00:33:05,116 --> 00:33:06,708 (Groaning) 515 00:33:11,155 --> 00:33:15,592 - Why don't you try a cIove hitch? - I am using a cIove hitch. 516 00:33:15,626 --> 00:33:18,561 Magnum, what preciseIy is your pIan, if you have one? 517 00:33:18,596 --> 00:33:22,032 - I've been trying to teII you ever since... - You don't have one. 518 00:33:22,066 --> 00:33:24,261 I do. Or at Ieast I did. 519 00:33:24,302 --> 00:33:27,396 I caIIed Rick and T.C. to teII them what was happening. 520 00:33:27,438 --> 00:33:29,565 TeII Rick and T.C. and not me? 521 00:33:29,607 --> 00:33:33,600 I have expIained aII that. Give me a hand with him, wiII you? 522 00:33:36,914 --> 00:33:42,284 Anyway, they are fIying to the estate just as soon as the storm is over. 523 00:33:42,320 --> 00:33:44,515 Rick wiII be disguised to Iook Iike Robin. 524 00:33:44,555 --> 00:33:48,389 Rick trying to impersonate Mr. Masters? Have you Iost your senses? 525 00:33:48,426 --> 00:33:51,918 From a distance no one wiII know the difference. They're both short. 526 00:33:52,964 --> 00:33:56,661 That'II put us in a position to naiI the kiIIer when he or she makes a move. 527 00:33:56,701 --> 00:34:02,003 Do you think anyone wouId try to assassinate Mr. Masters on his front Iawn? 528 00:34:02,040 --> 00:34:03,701 No, Higgins, I don't. 529 00:34:03,741 --> 00:34:07,973 But Robin wiII want to take a shower and a nap before greeting his guests. Am I right? 530 00:34:08,012 --> 00:34:11,573 That means he's going to be aIone in the privacy of his bedroom. 531 00:34:11,616 --> 00:34:15,313 So when the kiIIer tippy-toes up the stairs into the darkened room, 532 00:34:15,353 --> 00:34:17,344 I'II be waiting. It's fooIproof. 533 00:34:17,388 --> 00:34:20,186 With Rick and T.C. invoIved, nothing is fooIproof. 534 00:34:21,059 --> 00:34:24,028 (Sighs) Higgins? I reaIIy resent that. 535 00:34:24,062 --> 00:34:26,622 A joke is a joke but I take my job seriousIy 536 00:34:26,664 --> 00:34:29,189 and I take my responsibiIity to Robin seriousIy. 537 00:34:29,233 --> 00:34:31,861 I've given this Iong and compIete consideration 538 00:34:31,903 --> 00:34:34,428 and I am wiIIing to teII you unequivocaIIy 539 00:34:34,472 --> 00:34:38,431 there is nothing, I repeat, nothing, that couId possibIy go wrong. 540 00:34:38,476 --> 00:34:40,171 (Knock on door) 541 00:34:57,762 --> 00:34:59,753 We can expIain, Thomas. 542 00:34:59,797 --> 00:35:01,890 (Screaming) 543 00:35:03,134 --> 00:35:05,602 You got to come. She's starting to have the baby. 544 00:35:05,636 --> 00:35:07,501 - What baby? - My baby. 545 00:35:07,538 --> 00:35:09,506 - Who are you? - Who are you guys? 546 00:35:09,540 --> 00:35:11,838 - Friends. - Of the famiIy. 547 00:35:15,413 --> 00:35:18,211 Speaking of which, another member is about to arrive. 548 00:35:20,251 --> 00:35:22,219 What is going on around here? 549 00:35:22,253 --> 00:35:24,653 - What's wrong? - Wrong? 550 00:35:26,691 --> 00:35:28,716 What couId possibIy go wrong? 551 00:35:29,694 --> 00:35:33,323 Guys, I think I can expIain. 552 00:35:35,366 --> 00:35:37,266 (Thunder crashes) 553 00:35:41,506 --> 00:35:43,235 (Radio) lt is now 2.:1 2am 554 00:35:43,274 --> 00:35:46,402 and the full force of Hurricane Kukana has struck Oahu. 555 00:35:46,444 --> 00:35:48,503 All power and phone lines are out 556 00:35:48,546 --> 00:35:51,413 and damage is reportedly widespread and extensive 557 00:35:51,449 --> 00:35:54,577 but because of the almost total breakdown in communications 558 00:35:54,619 --> 00:35:58,350 we can't verify any reports of injuries or property damage 559 00:35:58,389 --> 00:36:02,485 and as far as we know, we here at KDlM are the last station... 560 00:36:02,527 --> 00:36:04,620 (Transmission breaks up) 561 00:36:08,966 --> 00:36:12,458 Now, pIease caIm down. There is no need to panic. 562 00:36:12,503 --> 00:36:15,666 - But she's yeIIing and screaming. - She's weII into Iabor. 563 00:36:15,706 --> 00:36:19,608 Her water has broken. CongratuIations. You're about to become a father. 564 00:36:19,644 --> 00:36:22,613 Jeez. What am I supposed to do, Doc? 565 00:36:22,647 --> 00:36:26,913 FortunateIy for everyone, you don't need to do anything except comfort your wife. 566 00:36:26,951 --> 00:36:29,613 - WeII, go. - Oh, yeah. Thanks. 567 00:36:35,660 --> 00:36:39,391 - We're gonna die! I know it! - WiII you shut up? 568 00:36:40,464 --> 00:36:43,331 RoIIie, did you hear what that witch said to me? 569 00:36:44,135 --> 00:36:49,937 RoIIie, do something about it. I'm your wife. I'm the princess of Tervia. 570 00:36:49,974 --> 00:36:51,601 Wanda, shut up. 571 00:36:51,642 --> 00:36:54,110 (Magnum) Guys, guys, pIease. 572 00:36:54,145 --> 00:36:57,512 WiII everybody just take it easy, pIease? 573 00:36:57,548 --> 00:37:02,178 Rick and T.C. can naiI everything down and we can sit tight. 574 00:37:02,220 --> 00:37:05,883 It's the best we can do. It's the onIy thing we can do. 575 00:37:05,923 --> 00:37:07,584 (PIates crash) 576 00:37:08,392 --> 00:37:09,950 We're gonna die, I know it! 577 00:37:09,994 --> 00:37:13,452 - Lady... - Shut up! 578 00:37:13,497 --> 00:37:16,864 - Come on, Rick. You got that, T.C.? - Yeah, I got it. 579 00:37:18,603 --> 00:37:22,596 Rick, do something about that window. Magnum, put this water on to boiI. 580 00:37:22,640 --> 00:37:26,303 - BoiI water. I saw that in a movie once. - Rick, pIease! 581 00:37:26,344 --> 00:37:28,437 You sure you know what you're doing? 582 00:37:28,479 --> 00:37:31,971 - I know preciseIy what I'm doing. - (GaiI shouts) 583 00:37:32,016 --> 00:37:34,780 It's time. Scrub up, Iads, and join me in the den. 584 00:37:34,819 --> 00:37:38,983 Wait. What about the guy that's supposed to kiII Robin? What are we supposed to do? 585 00:37:39,023 --> 00:37:41,491 Nothing. The baby's coming. Mr. Masters isn't. 586 00:37:41,525 --> 00:37:45,222 Wait. WiII you just wait, Higgins? That's just it. 587 00:37:45,263 --> 00:37:48,289 - Robin is aIready here. - What? 588 00:37:48,332 --> 00:37:52,200 He's been here aII aIong. 589 00:37:52,236 --> 00:37:55,330 And you didn't teII me? What the bIoody heII is that? 590 00:37:55,373 --> 00:37:57,898 - A WaIther PPK. - I know that. 591 00:37:57,942 --> 00:38:01,173 Like I said, no one here has ever reaIIy been in any danger. 592 00:38:01,212 --> 00:38:05,205 What about me, staring down the barreI of a 12-gauge shotgun? 593 00:38:05,249 --> 00:38:08,514 Oh. Good point. Nobody's perfect. 594 00:38:08,552 --> 00:38:11,419 Anyway don't worry, Higgins. I have another pIan. 595 00:38:11,455 --> 00:38:12,922 Perfect, no doubt. 596 00:38:25,536 --> 00:38:27,470 - (Whispers) Wanda. - Yeah? 597 00:38:27,505 --> 00:38:30,702 - Oh, er, I mean Your Highness. - Yeah? 598 00:38:30,741 --> 00:38:33,369 - Where is everybody? - Gone. 599 00:38:34,945 --> 00:38:36,936 Where? 600 00:38:36,981 --> 00:38:42,851 I don't know. Not my night to watch. The storm probabIy bIew 'em away. 601 00:38:42,887 --> 00:38:46,084 (ChuckIes) Your Highness, I need your heIp. 602 00:38:46,123 --> 00:38:49,524 You need heIp? We aII need heIp. 603 00:38:49,560 --> 00:38:52,757 We're aII gonna die here. Drown Iike rats. 604 00:38:53,698 --> 00:38:57,725 Yes. Your Highness, may I be direct with you? 605 00:39:01,172 --> 00:39:03,970 I don't know. What did you have in mind? 606 00:39:06,844 --> 00:39:10,712 Look. Um... I'm a private investigator 607 00:39:10,748 --> 00:39:15,447 and I have been retained for the express purpose of protecting Robin Masters' Iife. 608 00:39:17,221 --> 00:39:20,088 What's to protect? He's not even here. 609 00:39:20,124 --> 00:39:23,059 Yes, he is, Your Highness. He's here in the house. 610 00:39:23,094 --> 00:39:28,930 And I have information that one of the guests...is trying to kiII him. 611 00:39:32,236 --> 00:39:34,796 KiII him? The party wasn't that bad. 612 00:39:36,774 --> 00:39:42,974 Look. You can heIp me by just keeping your eyes and ears open. I trust you. 613 00:39:45,182 --> 00:39:49,744 I'm going to try and round everybody eIse up and get them back in here, OK? 614 00:39:49,787 --> 00:39:52,688 Sure. No probIem. 615 00:39:54,225 --> 00:39:59,595 Hey, Mr. Private Investigator. Where do you have him hidden? 616 00:40:05,169 --> 00:40:07,797 Upstairs. In the bedroom. 617 00:40:25,489 --> 00:40:26,888 Pssst! 618 00:40:26,924 --> 00:40:30,553 - You startIed me, Iaddie. - Sorry, Mr. MacPherson. 619 00:40:30,594 --> 00:40:33,529 - Listen, you got a minute? - Aye, pIenty of them. 620 00:40:34,465 --> 00:40:37,400 I'm a private investigator. I'm retained by your boss. 621 00:40:37,435 --> 00:40:39,767 Somebody at this party is trying to kiII him. 622 00:40:39,804 --> 00:40:42,967 He asked me to teII you he's stashed upstairs in his bedroom. 623 00:40:43,007 --> 00:40:44,804 Here's what I'd Iike you to do. 624 00:40:48,412 --> 00:40:51,939 Duke. I need your heIp. 625 00:40:53,350 --> 00:40:56,251 What are you taIking about? You got the punk, didn't you? 626 00:40:56,287 --> 00:41:00,348 Yeah, but not whoever is out to kiII Robin. 627 00:41:00,391 --> 00:41:02,052 What? 628 00:41:02,092 --> 00:41:04,083 Look, I'm a private investigator 629 00:41:04,128 --> 00:41:08,360 and I'm retained for the express purpose of protecting Robin Masters' Iife. 630 00:41:08,399 --> 00:41:10,833 But Robbie is not here. 631 00:41:14,305 --> 00:41:16,466 That's what everybody thinks. 632 00:41:26,016 --> 00:41:28,007 Prince, that you? 633 00:41:30,254 --> 00:41:34,691 WeII, I'm a private investigator retained by Robin Masters. 634 00:41:43,701 --> 00:41:47,569 (Magnum) Remember, Robin trusts you. Not a word to anyone. 635 00:41:47,605 --> 00:41:50,005 I promise, darIing. 636 00:41:51,308 --> 00:41:53,674 This entire episode reminds me so much 637 00:41:53,711 --> 00:41:56,839 of the pIot of one of Robin's earIier works, 638 00:41:56,881 --> 00:41:59,577 BIood Of The August Kitten. 639 00:41:59,617 --> 00:42:01,448 Mm. 640 00:42:01,485 --> 00:42:03,476 Where do you have him? 641 00:42:05,589 --> 00:42:07,580 If you can't teII me... 642 00:42:09,159 --> 00:42:11,821 Upstairs. In the bedroom. 643 00:42:13,264 --> 00:42:15,255 How appropriate. 644 00:42:29,113 --> 00:42:31,013 (Screams) 645 00:42:31,048 --> 00:42:33,710 Ah! Goodness! Don't do that! 646 00:42:35,085 --> 00:42:38,953 You know better than to sneak up on the back of me Iike that. 647 00:42:44,161 --> 00:42:46,288 Keep it up. Steady as you go. 648 00:42:46,330 --> 00:42:48,389 Now, breathe reguIarIy. 649 00:42:49,934 --> 00:42:51,925 That's it. 650 00:42:51,969 --> 00:42:55,996 Now, one, two, three, bIow. That's it. 651 00:42:56,707 --> 00:42:58,436 That's it, baby. That's it. 652 00:42:59,343 --> 00:43:02,073 - How's it going? - Our pIan is doing fine. Yours? 653 00:43:02,112 --> 00:43:05,343 - It's aII set. - I'm going to need some assistance. 654 00:43:05,382 --> 00:43:07,373 (Shouts) 655 00:43:07,418 --> 00:43:09,818 WeII, sounds Iike it's time to go to work. 656 00:43:09,853 --> 00:43:12,617 - You gonna be aII right? - Quite. Get on with your pIan. 657 00:43:12,656 --> 00:43:15,056 Right. Bye. Good Iuck. 658 00:43:16,927 --> 00:43:18,918 Here. Right here. 659 00:43:20,598 --> 00:43:24,159 I need some water. She's sweating pretty bad. Gonna be aII right. 660 00:43:28,939 --> 00:43:30,600 (Screaming) 661 00:43:37,014 --> 00:43:39,482 (Higgins) Push. Push. 662 00:43:41,619 --> 00:43:43,883 ReIax. Now breathe. 663 00:43:47,257 --> 00:43:49,851 - Sounds good. - Now, reIax. 664 00:43:51,629 --> 00:43:53,392 Now breathe. 665 00:43:54,398 --> 00:43:57,856 Now push. One, two, three, push. That's it, push. 666 00:44:00,037 --> 00:44:02,028 Fine, now reIax. 667 00:44:03,073 --> 00:44:05,837 Now push. 668 00:44:05,876 --> 00:44:09,937 One, two, three, push, push. That's it. 669 00:44:09,980 --> 00:44:12,244 - I can't. I can't. - You must. 670 00:44:12,282 --> 00:44:14,716 Push. I can see it. I can see the baby's head. 671 00:44:14,752 --> 00:44:18,518 - I can't beIieve it! - Come on, Iady, you can do it. 672 00:44:18,555 --> 00:44:22,548 - Push, push! - Push! Push! Push! 673 00:44:44,581 --> 00:44:46,640 Aaah... Coochy-coochy-coo. 674 00:44:46,684 --> 00:44:48,515 Coochy-coochy-coo? 675 00:44:48,552 --> 00:44:52,579 AIready you're severeIy jeopardizing the chiId's emotionaI deveIopment. 676 00:44:52,623 --> 00:44:56,753 - It's bad enough that you're hoIding him. - Lighten up, Higgie baby. 677 00:44:56,794 --> 00:44:59,194 Rick gets aIong fine with kids and babies. 678 00:44:59,229 --> 00:45:01,789 They share many of the same characteristics. 679 00:45:01,832 --> 00:45:04,426 Come on, you guys. 680 00:45:04,468 --> 00:45:07,266 Yeah, she's right. What are you guys gonna name him? 681 00:45:16,647 --> 00:45:17,807 (Screaming) 682 00:45:21,018 --> 00:45:23,452 - Oh, my God. - What? What? 683 00:45:23,487 --> 00:45:28,015 - She's going to have another chiId. - (AII) Oh, my God. 684 00:45:43,841 --> 00:45:45,502 (Gunshots) 685 00:45:55,552 --> 00:45:57,611 That's no way to treat an oId friend. 686 00:46:02,392 --> 00:46:04,860 Why? 687 00:46:04,895 --> 00:46:11,061 Paris, March 1957. Rue Des Chanteuses. 688 00:46:11,101 --> 00:46:14,628 My dear, that was aII a terribIe misunderstanding. 689 00:46:14,671 --> 00:46:17,504 - If I couId just expIain. - No. 690 00:46:19,076 --> 00:46:21,476 - No, I couIdn't bear it. - PIease. 691 00:46:25,949 --> 00:46:27,940 That wiII be aII, thank you. 692 00:46:52,910 --> 00:46:56,073 - CongratuIations, young man. - Thanks, Doc. 693 00:46:56,947 --> 00:46:59,438 I mean, thanks a Iot. 694 00:46:59,483 --> 00:47:01,951 Oh, boy, honey, this is gonna be a Iot of diapers. 695 00:47:04,121 --> 00:47:06,783 I hope you're out of jaiI soon to enjoy your sons. 696 00:47:09,493 --> 00:47:12,087 - WouId you Iike to hoId the Iads? - Yes. 697 00:47:12,830 --> 00:47:14,024 GentIemen. 698 00:47:22,005 --> 00:47:23,870 (Laughs) 699 00:47:26,443 --> 00:47:30,038 - What are you gonna caII them? - That's gonna be Louis Junior. 700 00:47:30,080 --> 00:47:33,277 And this IittIe guy right here is gonna be named 701 00:47:33,317 --> 00:47:38,380 Jonathan Thomas OrviIIe Theodore BIassingame. 702 00:47:38,422 --> 00:47:40,583 What? 703 00:47:40,624 --> 00:47:45,288 Speaking of Iads, Higgins, where are your Iads? 704 00:48:07,517 --> 00:48:08,814 (Burps) 705 00:48:09,586 --> 00:48:12,180 Oh, my God! 706 00:48:12,230 --> 00:48:16,780 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0